Cheers to you, head-smacking-tagging-bloggers!

Just before my latest round of interviews several people tagged me to list 10 things that make me want to smack someone in the head. Of course, now it's been so long that not only am I lame for not having done it -- if I go ahead and make the list at this point I'll be even lamer, ironically enough. The sheer lameness of it makes me want to smack myself in the head. Sort of a meta-smacking, I guess.