Sticky fingers

And another thing. Public computer keyboards -- say, that you use in the library when you're on call and don't have any other options -- with sticky keys? Ewwww! Seriously, I see (and touch!) a lot of gross things in the hospital, but these snot-covered keyboards are the worst. Still handling that mouse without a second thought? Check this out (if you can manage to click the link using your elbow).

Okay, that's probably enough. I need to go wash my hands now. With soap. Obsessively.